"Don't Touch My Toaster Strudel!!"

Yup, you can't make it up (via KSL-TV i nSalt Lake City):

"An argument over a breakfast pastry sent a West Valley man to the hospital.

It started yesterday morning when a man got upset at his roommate for eating his Toaster Strudel.

The man left and came back later with three friends. The group then attacked two of the roommates.

One of the men being attacked grabbed a knife and stabbed one of the attackers in the side. He was flown to the hospital in serious condition."