Pee Rules
So today, I entered the TV-version of the “good neighbor” and headed to the men’s room to take care of “business.” The room has 3 toilets and 3 urinals, and was busier than normal, with two men standing at two urinals. Of the three urinals, two of them are positioned for an adult, while the third is for a boy and positioned about a foot lower.
So I got to thinking, should I go to the boy spot? I mean, I wasn’t going to wait to for an adult one to open up, nor go into a toilet just to make splashing sounds. So, I did it, but felt like I was back in Mrs. Myles’ first grade class. (Which, by the way, was the year that I saw two classmates engage in a pee fight). Both were suspended.
I have always hated the little boy spot and avoided it like the plague for years. But then later today, I walked in there again and found a co-worker already standing there – with NOBODY else in the bathroom.
Is it just me, or is this weird? Do pedophiles love that spot? Aren’t I a big boy now? Should I feel bad about using that spot? Am I just over thinking this one? Should I just pee already?
If you’re a girl, I’m not expecting you to understand. There are many inherent peeing tics in my brain. Do I pick the middle one, the left one, the right one, in the corner? Too many decisions if you ask me.
So I got to thinking, should I go to the boy spot? I mean, I wasn’t going to wait to for an adult one to open up, nor go into a toilet just to make splashing sounds. So, I did it, but felt like I was back in Mrs. Myles’ first grade class. (Which, by the way, was the year that I saw two classmates engage in a pee fight). Both were suspended.
I have always hated the little boy spot and avoided it like the plague for years. But then later today, I walked in there again and found a co-worker already standing there – with NOBODY else in the bathroom.
Is it just me, or is this weird? Do pedophiles love that spot? Aren’t I a big boy now? Should I feel bad about using that spot? Am I just over thinking this one? Should I just pee already?
If you’re a girl, I’m not expecting you to understand. There are many inherent peeing tics in my brain. Do I pick the middle one, the left one, the right one, in the corner? Too many decisions if you ask me.
posted by The Divoteer at 5:14 PM
3 Comments:
In my elementary bathroom, there were three urinals. They were positioned on two walls at 90 degree angles, two urinals on one wall, one on the other. Long story short, I once saw a classmate attempt to use all three in one "session".
He was not suspended.
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Ever played this? All the pee rules in one game. I did suprisingly well for being a girl "who wouldn't understand".
:)
p.s. why weren't you at the banquet?
You need to update. Soon.
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