Go Orlando

Hiddy-ho boys and girls. Interesting trip to Orlando last night. So you know, I'm the proud "caretaker" of a 2005 Chevy Trail Blazer. It's not mine of course, but merely the only rental car still available last night at 1 a.m. What's the deal with car rental agencies anyways? Without a reservation, I hopped between 4 or 5 agencies. I was shopping prices and car models, only to wait essentially for 30-45 minutes at each one (though only 3 or so people were in line). So I finally find one with vehicles and the clerk tells me it's going to be $85/day for minivans. I said YES!

So I head outside to the lot to find a minivan and the parking guard tells me to snag an SUV. They charge more for them, but customers swap em for SUVs all the time without problem he said.

Finally after finding my way out of the airport, and stopping at several annoying 75-cent toll stops I found my hotel room. Find my modest room (as people were clearly enjoying an hour-long sex romp next door) and crashed. Good times.I'm headed out to the sun now.